noodlerface:

idk what everyone else is doing but i’m just waiting for this scene tbh

noodlerface:

idk what everyone else is doing but i’m just waiting for this scene tbh

pettypanda:

Clip Art reproductions of video game covers

(Source: otherwindow)

gazzymouse:

(x) Anthony Mackie reacts to the All-New Captain America

gazzymouse:

(x) Anthony Mackie reacts to the All-New Captain America

loves2meme:

loves2meme:

Karl Marx can see the fundamental contradictions in capitalist economies, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

The answer is no, Karl Marx cannot see why kid’s love cinnamon toast crunch. Marx is too busy trying to understand the cereal as a commodity created by alienated labor to realize the obvious truth: its because there are cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!

(Source: cisyphus)

High praise. No wonder you’re not married.”

(Source: stanleykubricking)

(Source: bbodysnatchers)

iwilleatyourenglish:

literally the entire time wrex and bakara are on your ship wrex is like “hey shepard have i indirectly told you me and bakara are gonna fuck because we are. who knows when? i don’t. we might fuck right now i have no clue”

and then later bakara is pregnant and wrex is like “hey shepard bakara’s gonna have babies wanna guess why do you know also my dick is so sore let me tell you”

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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wilsonned:

FAKE MOVIE MEME » THE BARTIMAEUS TRILOGY

↳ with Asa Butterfield as Nathaniel, Ben Whishaw as Simon Lovelace, Maisie Williams as Kitty Jones, and Ayush Tandon as Ptolemy. [+ Rob Kazinsky as the voice of Bartimaeus]

“According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I’ve never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly, or defiant you are, at the end of the day you’re also dead. Which is a little too permanent for my liking.”